Not While I’m Peeing: The Science of Unwelcomed Marketing
Has this ever happened to you? You’re visiting the ladies’ room of your friendly neighborhood bar, just a-tinklin’ away, when you notice that you’re being spoken to. “Hey,” says the poster on the back of the stall door. “You look like a nice chick. Good genes and all. You ever think about … maybe … sellin’ your eggs? You could get up to $20,000 for ‘em! Think of all the Midori Sours THAT would buy!”
- Maybe the poster doesn’t say exactly that. And maybe (definitely) it doesn’t speak out loud. But that’s how it sounds in your head. What just happened? BAM. You’ve just been intrusively advertised to.
The definition of intrusive advertising differs a bit depending on who you talk to. Some experts say it’s any ad that’s not relevant to the viewer—any ad that’s missed its target by a mile. Others say it’s any ad that’s unpleasant, unexpected or ill-timed.
While one could argue that any commercial that appears while one is trying to watch The Real Housewives of Narnia (or whatever your fave trash TV happens to be) is “ill-timed,” I’m speaking specifically about the ones that make you feel icky. The ones that make you feel like your space has been invaded. The advertising equivalent of a close-talker.
“Sell Your Eggs” definitely fits this category, as does “One Weird Trick To Lose Belly Fat.”
So, how do you make sure your marketing presence is doing more advertising than annoying? How do you grab attention without Of Mice and Men choking it to death? It’s tiiiiime for a checklist!
- First, be objective. Ask yourself how YOU’D feel if you got this popup/commercial/request for genetic material. If the answer is “Mad!” then it’s back to the drawing board.
- Oh, forget it. You can’t be objective about your own work. Gather up a few outside opinions and ask THEM what they think. If the answer is “We hate it, AND you!” it’s time to mosey back to the ol’ drawing board.
- Ask yourself: “Self, am I doing ‘loud’ because I’ve forgotten how to do ‘creative’?” If the answer is yes, it’s, you guessed it, B.T.T.D.B!
This is just our opinion, of course. I’m sure there’s one customer out there who LOVES to have a giant popup block the page right in the middle of a paragraph. But on the way to finding that guy, your intrusive advertising is going to alienate a whole lot of normal people who just want to read their Internet in peace, by god!
Now, if you’ll excuse us. We have to go learn more about One Weird Trick that Cuts Down On Intrusive Advertising.